Thursday, January 22, 2009

Confronting Mr. Big Butt

Have you guys met my husband yet? Not officially? Well let me introduce you:

Internets this is Jason.

Jason this is the internets.

Jason is pretty cool. He also can be a pain in my ass.


He does things like love me (Even Pre-Boob Job):



He also loves me when I look like this:



Which strangely, I do a lot.

He does things like this:



And like this:



And unfortunately like this too:



He gave me this:



Which also unfortunately looks like this sometimes:



The good thing is together? They look like this:



Which is fucking awesome!

What is not fucking awesome is that when I get older he makes me do things like this:



And then there are nights like last night when no matter how much I tell him not to do it. No matter how hard I try to hide his phone. He does things like call this guy and call him out on telling his wife that she has a large ass.

And I quote "Dude, there are things you don't do with women. You don't talk about their kids and you don't talk about their bodies. Learn that. Square it up next time you see her, man."

Yeah, it's hard to get mad at that but still. See if I tell him when someone tells me I have a fat ass again!

Love you, Jason.


EDITED: PS. It's his gene pool that makes things like this happen:

22 comments:

Captain Steve said...

Dude. That is completely awesome.

Jason said...

I still think humping the guy in the trash can has got to be one of my finer moments! Thanks hon

rubyredruca said...

How sweet! And that kid is friggin' cute, even destroying the bathroom!

Rassles said...

Dude, he totally called that guy to defend your honor. It's all, like, chivalrous and stuff. You should drop a hankie and bend over to to pick up. But then, you know, he'll go all "I'm the jail security guard and your the trash-can prisoner" on your ass.

Kellie said...

If he was any sweeter, I'd die. Seriously.

Also? I'm SO sending MY husband to YOUR husband so he can teach my husband how to be fun and all that shit.

:)

kimberly-327 said...

This was a great post! I love photo-blogging :-)

And Jason humping the guy in the trash made me spit water all over my screen!

Dirty Pirate Hooker said...

I'm scared for when our husbands meet. Truly afraid.

J said...

I love it! I like how Jason can look like a total prep (nerd? sorry Jason. I mean it in a good way!) and be spinning all at the same time.


PS. I love the lip color you have on in the pic of you with the black shirt on.

Haley said...

Thanks for putting up the picture of me with Jason acting like tards.

Also, I love the one of him humping the homeless guy. classic.

Miss you and love you sis!

KaritaG said...

Wow, that's a hell of a Jason. Seriously. You are lucky, lucky, lucky...

melanie said...

I think it is sweet that Jason felt the need to defend you. Just my two cents. Also, I love public humiliation involving hats - so thanks for the pick-me-up! ;)

Pam said...

I totally love all the pics! You are freaking hot girl! I wish I looked half that good in anything- much less a sumbrerro.

And, the gene pool around here isn't too highly evolved as we often have toliet paper parties.

Erika said...

This post is so super awesome. I am amused. :)

Bird Shit and Baby Caca said...

you have the most adorable family!

Fragrant Liar said...

I totally love your man. You're into sharing, right? RIGHT?

;) KJ

http://fragrantliar.blogspot.com

Sheri said...

LOVE the photos! Oh, and your lip color in pic #2. :D I am glad to hear he took care of business.

AdrienneO said...

Very sweet blog today. I applaud your husband in his defense of your honor. Right on.

And how cute is your kid???

Allie said...

How sweet, you have a great husband, he's pretty good lookin' too (if you don't mind my saying).

Gwen said...

Love it!

Miss Merry Sunshine said...

Jason is hot and lil' Jason is too adorable!!

That Chick Over There said...

Aww! We all heart the Jason. :)

Kat said...

Very sweet that he defended you. The bobo-humping pic is hilarious. I also think he defended you in a very nice way. Because I sort of want to call that guy and tell him - in a very not nice way - to suck my fat ass, and stay the hell away from your house until he's been invited.