Tuesday, June 5, 2007

About Me

My husband acts like if he has to spend just 5 more minutes with my sense of humor he might just go berserker.

And mostly I consider the sense of mystery shrouding when exactly he will go berserker to be kind of awesome.

I use question marks beyond what is commonly acceptable and think shivs, zombies, Teen Wolf and robots are the tits.

As a matter of fact, let me provide a little key to reading my blog. I write about a few things a lot.

Zombies - I have a weird fascination with zombies.

Robots - They are crazy cool and when they take over the world I want to be on their good side.

Shivs - When robots take over the world, or I end up in prison because of something Jason has done, I will want to be as schooled on shivs as possible. So I talk about those a lot. I'm still not down with how to keister stash one though.

Joaquin Phoenix - I don't know. He's just really weird and cool. That's all.

Teen Wolf - Teen Wolf will be saving the world when the robots take over. It's the only explanation for why Teen Wolf has had a resurgence and this is the Year of Teen Wolf.

Air-punching - It's the universal signal for kicking fucking ass. Who doesn't get this?

Being a rail riding, breakdancing hobo who is a master of skullfuckery - Wow, that's kind of a long story.

Billy Idol - The king of air-punching.

Other random things:

Kenny Rogers
Wolf Nuggets
Monster Squad
Mr. T
Nacho Ninjas
Kenny Loggins

You know, looking over this list I now realize there is no real help for me. My mind is a strange and dark place. Which is mostly okay by me, but if you're reading my blog and enjoying it, you are screwed.

I'm the mother of 3 rad kids, with two of them still here with me.

We lost Jadon 3 years ago.

Still living and laughing at my own jokes because everyone should know their audience.