Nefarious Acts Committed Under The Cover of Darkness

I now present you with a dramatically drawn hypothetical reenactment of alleged activities, supposedly committed under the cover of darkness, theoretically.



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I'm Totally Freakhogging Out Over Here

My sister just texted me to find out exactly what it is about her niece that prompted my "Oh Gawd, Not Puberty!" freak out.

And in texting back my response I T9'd the word 'freaking'.

My response was this:

I am freaking out. And why was freakhog a word in my phone but freaking was not?

She had the same issue and my English teacher sister told me she was not even aware that freakhog is a word. Are we the last people to realize that freaking isn't a word but FREAKHOG is? Apparently so, because the Urban Dictionary totally has already worked it's magic and made it real. The first definition looking very much like one my sister and I may or may not have created.

1.	freakhog
	Perhaps the finest word ever invented by a cell phone. While trying to write freaking on my phone in its t9word mode, I was blessed with this fine nugget. There were no options, just freakhog. Sorry I didn't call you earlier, I've been so freakhog busy.
2.	freakhog
	verb, noun. 1. to throw a major tantrum, usually unjustified. To spazz out in anger without violence, but with verbal aggression. 2. someone who is "freakhogging" can also be referred to as a "freakhog". Dad, don't freakhog on me. I apologize; my father is being a freakhog.

Which is ironic because I was being a complete spazzmatic freakhog about puberty. Monkey could be all, "My mom is such a freakhog." I also would have called it a "wolf nugget" and not a "fine nugget", but whatever.

My sharpie and drawing hand are getting an itchy trigger finger. I feel "The Adventures of Freakhog" coming on. Please know Freakhog will have some other weapon other than my tired-ass shiv. He may or may not be on a mission for the church of LL Cool Jesus. You have to wait to find out. Just when I thought I was uninspired, in stepped FREAKHOG!

Also? I think that Joaquin's name may be changed to J.F.H. Phoenix. That's what I picture a freakhog to look like.

Illustrations to come.