Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Nefarious Acts Committed Under The Cover of Darkness

I now present you with a dramatically drawn hypothetical reenactment of alleged activities, supposedly committed under the cover of darkness, theoretically.



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19 comments:

IB said...

I am laughing out loudly!

Miss Yvonne said...

Mr. Booms is a hot stick figure, yo.

ghost of keywork said...

This is the last time: I demand stick figure porn.

prayingtodarwin said...

Well, DUH he's nefarious! Look at that one eyebrow, all arched while the other lays flat. It was all there - if only we'd recognized the signs.

SciFi Dad said...

Huh. I thought he was using the beer to make himself pee on the lawn.

Bird Shit and Baby Caca said...

Wow, the drawing makes it so real. there should have been a message at the bottom letting us know it was a dramatic reenactment, like they used to do on Rescue 911 or Unsolved Mysteries. LOL

Dirty Pirate Hooker said...

It all makes perfect sense now. And thanks for letting us know that that was "the cover of darkness" in the pic. Super helpful!

ghost of keywork said...

To have and to hold, to keep our beer cold.

Betsey Booms said...

Yes, you two will be so cute with your matching coozies, committing acts of vandalism against my neighbors.

ajillofalltrades said...

Lovely.

I noticed hobo humping is one of your tags. Do you remember the song Hobo Humping Slobo Babe by Whale?? It was awesome. I have it.

ghost of keywork said...

I can't wait!

Betsey Booms said...

Jill, no I don't. LOL

Ghost - It's pretty much going to be the best time ever.

ghost of keywork said...

Fucking right it will be. Air punch.

Betsey Booms said...

Yes, fucking air punch.

Now, hump a hobo, would you?

Deb on the Rocks said...

i feel like I was there. I might not be able to sleep. Which sucks because it's my nap time.

Rassles said...

Your artistic skills rival that of Rembrandt, of Michaelangelo...of Gwen's daughter.

I think you're officially my girl crush. I've never had one before, but that...that masterpiece...I'm strongly considering printing it out and hanging it on my wall.

Betsey Booms said...

Rassles,

I've got more, lot's more where that came from.

I mean, it exhausts me to put that much of myself into anything, but I do it for the art. I do it for my soul and your soul. I do it for the world.

You're welcome.

Ryan Lawson said...

Awesome.

Have you thought about using this to pitch an animated-series?

The Booms: If you see one stick-figure sitcom involving clandestine weed-killing and zombie-theorem-dialogue this year, make it this one. Also? Baseball.

Gypsy said...

I love Mr. Boom's cocked eyebrow -- hints at devious mastermind at work.