Look at me, I'm pimping myself out. But I've been mouthy so now I have to go take care of business and bitch slap myself.

I mean, not that I promote violence of any kind, but seriously? Have you ever had to deal with me?

Perhaps you've noticed that I haven't been around as much lately. My posts are fewer and my comments are even worse off. Or, perhaps you haven't because you never really cared about me to begin with and have simply been toying with my emotions.

In which case, you are a little hussy, aren't you?

I'll forgive you, just buy me something nice.

Oh, wow, looks like I've lead you right up to the point where we discuss buying nice things. And, where I tell you what I've been up to.

About two weeks ago, I contacted another blogger because I totally loved her blog and as Mr. Booms said, "it was big time". And, then he told me that I needed a big time looking blog design too. When I asked if she could help me out, she let me know that she kind of rigged her own blog but didn't feel comfy rigging others.

I frowned, I was sad. I totally understood. And, my normal blog designer is so busy now, not to mention pulling in the big bucks, so I didn't feel right asking her, nor do I have a budget for such things. So I set off on a journey to make myself over.

And I did. A couple different times already.

And then, once I did that, I thought, you know, that wasn't so very hard but that's because I know like some caveman level code, but I know a lot of other people don't. So then, I did this. She just let me pimp her blog out, pretty much anyway my heart desired within her tastes. When that was so well received, I did this. He wanted dark and blasphemous.

Those were simple, free blog templates that I just remixed a little to suit the blogger's personality and wants. Then I expanded and I did this. She wanted hockey and girly.

Again, totally well received. So I went on and did this. She didn't know what she wanted, but I think this is pretty awesome.

Those were not free templates. While they were composed of free elements, I basically scrapped and remixed their blogs for them.

The awesome part? I love doing this.

I know custom designs are big bucks these days. I know code isn't the easiest of puzzles to figure out.

So if you need a little help with yours for an extremely low price, please just let me know. You can email me at BetseyboomsAtGmailDOTcom. I'll be happy to give you quote for a customized blog design of your own.

Come on, you know you wanna.