Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Look at me, I'm pimping myself out. But I've been mouthy so now I have to go take care of business and bitch slap myself.

I mean, not that I promote violence of any kind, but seriously? Have you ever had to deal with me?

Perhaps you've noticed that I haven't been around as much lately. My posts are fewer and my comments are even worse off. Or, perhaps you haven't because you never really cared about me to begin with and have simply been toying with my emotions.

In which case, you are a little hussy, aren't you?

I'll forgive you, just buy me something nice.

Oh, wow, looks like I've lead you right up to the point where we discuss buying nice things. And, where I tell you what I've been up to.

About two weeks ago, I contacted another blogger because I totally loved her blog and as Mr. Booms said, "it was big time". And, then he told me that I needed a big time looking blog design too. When I asked if she could help me out, she let me know that she kind of rigged her own blog but didn't feel comfy rigging others.

I frowned, I was sad. I totally understood. And, my normal blog designer is so busy now, not to mention pulling in the big bucks, so I didn't feel right asking her, nor do I have a budget for such things. So I set off on a journey to make myself over.

And I did. A couple different times already.

And then, once I did that, I thought, you know, that wasn't so very hard but that's because I know like some caveman level code, but I know a lot of other people don't. So then, I did this. She just let me pimp her blog out, pretty much anyway my heart desired within her tastes. When that was so well received, I did this. He wanted dark and blasphemous.

Those were simple, free blog templates that I just remixed a little to suit the blogger's personality and wants. Then I expanded and I did this. She wanted hockey and girly.

Again, totally well received. So I went on and did this. She didn't know what she wanted, but I think this is pretty awesome.

Those were not free templates. While they were composed of free elements, I basically scrapped and remixed their blogs for them.

The awesome part? I love doing this.

I know custom designs are big bucks these days. I know code isn't the easiest of puzzles to figure out.

So if you need a little help with yours for an extremely low price, please just let me know. You can email me at BetseyboomsAtGmailDOTcom. I'll be happy to give you quote for a customized blog design of your own.

Come on, you know you wanna.


Redneck Mommy said...

Totally love your blog layout and the dirty pirate hooker design.

Oh la la.

So jealous. I love me some purdee blogs.

maggie, dammit said...

Wow, Betsey. These are seriously awesome. Well done, hon.

Shawna said...

Those all look great.

Gypsy said...

They all look fabulous. People should flock to you.

Logical Libby said...

It is a very nice looking blog. Eventh hussy showing her stockings at the top...

Pam said...

Love the look!! I love the other stuff you did too- I hope that this works out well for you- you have some talent girl!! And you are totally smart enough to kick some html code butt!

Rassles said...

You know I would be all, "do me do me do me do me" but I have this plan, and I need to prove I can do it, and then if I can't? You're doing it.

Hockey Girl said...

People....she is awesome...and so easy to work with. I love my new design.

Dirty Pirate Hooker said...

The Boomers ROCKED my design. And she's totally fine with you saying, "I don't like it. It needs more pirate".

I feel so lucky that I got to be her first (besides her own of course).

Gwen said...

I must admit I'm tempted. I love what you did for hooker and ghost. But I'm also afraid. I fear change. Also, I love my little stressed circle man. I wouldn't want to give him up. I'll think on it.
- Gwen J.

Anonymous said...

You rock, babe. And like you said, it's hard to rock that much and not know it!

Karen MEG said...

Wow, those are great! And all so unique, which is tres cool.

cozzie laura said...

BB, I love what you did.

It inspired me to drop in a free,no frills template on my blog. Although I do dreamweaver and code and stuff, I can't design, so I team up with someone who has the eye for it, and you, sweets, got it!!

Great work!

Blues said...

very nice. Love what you've done over here.

Bird Shit and Baby Caca said...

I just realized you weren't on my blog roll anymore. my sister and I did a new design (a free which we aren't real happy with) and it deleted a lot of the blogs that we follow. I'm sorry I shall never miss another post again! lol Love your new design on your blog though