Tuesday, May 26, 2009

You'll Have To Tune In Tomorrow To Find Out How To Finger Bang Your Day And Why I'm A Hipster

This morning I had the really bright idea to create a video blog. And, I did and it was AWESOME. I mean, I'm totally getting an award for this piece of directing genius! However, as it seems my genius taps out pretty early, I forgot my USB cable and will not be able to post it until tomorrow, or at earliest, tonight.

But, here are some things you will learn about when you view it, and you will!

1. I'm a hipster, a crazy hipster. Actually, I'm a 31-year old mother from the Mid-west, that might be a just a little overweight and never has any idea what is going on in the world, but evidently? I've redefined hipster. I guess, that in itself, is the ultimate hipster.

2. Do you know what finger bang means? I know someone who didn't and find out what happens when you use it in the wrong context.

3. The dude had his second birthday this weekend. He also can escape a federal security prison complete with armed guards, or perhaps just his own birthday dinner with a houseful of adults, multiple times.

I know, the edge of your seat is all, "Get off me, man" with that kind of a lead in. And, I promise it will in no way live up to any hype at all.

13 comments:

Rassles said...

Finger banging can mean only that tomorrow, we're talking about one of three things: guns, vaginas, or guns and vaginas. Either way, I'm pretty sure we all win.

Fucking hipster.

Logical Libby said...

wasn't finger bang that frothy beverage they sold in convenience stores in the '80s? Or was that gonorrhea?

Dirty Pirate Hooker said...

Who doesn't know what finger banging is? I mean, seriously?!

erin said...

Ah-ha! I felt like there was a redefining of 'hipster' going on. I just knew it.
I feel so much better now.
Remember Friendster?

Gypsy said...

I'd give a lot of things to be finger banged. Like, money or booze or a CD.

Not having sex is really quite awful <--- understatement.

Mr Lady said...

I want to fingerbang you all night long...

I'll be singing that dam song all day. Fucking hipster. Thanks for that. :)

Mr Lady said...

PS: Rassles is quite awesome.

Miss Yvonne said...

Ooooh, I can't wait for the finger banging story. I hope it has zombies in it.

Love Bites said...

For about a week, I had my facebook status set to: "is not a teabagger."

Was confronted by other high school parents at the band banquet recently wanting to know if I knew what that term meant.

People in my age group are seriously retarded these days.

Love Bites said...

I suppose I am a hipster, but only because the vast majority of people my age are so fucking clueless and behind the times...it's a matter of relative value.

Rassles said...

Dude, I totally just looked at the ad on your site and I fucking spit my water, because it was totally an advertising a Prince Albert.

and then I realized it said "Prince Lionheart."

Mongoliangirl said...

My opinion of finger banging was formed under circumstances so strange that I must someday blog about it.
Can't wait for the hipster vid.

for a different kind of girl said...

I saw your tweet this morning about the vlog before I went to work. Needless to say, the ege of my seat has since cried "Mercy! Damn, girl!" but I said, "Buck up, edge of my seat! Soldier on!"

And thus, we shall.