Posted anonymously, G. has this to say:
Yes god please die. Your value doesn't even amount to a urinal filled with drunk's piss. If life was fair, you would simply hang yourself from the nearest lamp post instead of blogging, you inbred banjo-pickin' hillbilly.
In the meantime keep typing. Maybe, someday, you'll randomly type something semi-intelligent.
Was this post a conclusion or simply the place where you got tired of thinking? Well, you're certainly thoughtless; I just wish that you were keyboard-less, too.
Fantastic! I hope you got the attention you wanted. Thanks for your well thought out and crafted note.
I'll cherish it always.
PS - If by chance you get one from me? Uh, it wasn't from me, we've got a hack in the works.
Thursday, March 26, 2009
My Best Review Yet...
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Dude, I'm getting weird shit on my page too! Wtf?
I get weird shit on my page too but sadly I'm the one writing it.....
The hell?
Look, Tits, I'm Ghost in a womans' body!
It's not even email related. If a comment pops up and there isn't an avatar, well, you have an imposter.
Yeah, I recognize it's a hack. However, someone went to a lot of work to do this and on so many blogs, it deserves the attention.
Besides, they put a lot of thought into it.
I have to go die now and lose my keyboard too.
Don't die or lose your keyboard, please? Even though I can't keep up with all the random movie quotes or retardness that happens here, I still like it.
I'm jealous I wish I could be a inbred banjo-pickin' hillbilly...a girl can dream can't she!
What the hell? People are so weird. Glad you're just taking it in stride, Betsey.
You know you've made it in the blogging world when your getting shit like that.
Booms, it is so obvious that G. has a crazy stalker-type girl crush on you, and the only way for her to channel her angst over the unrequited love is to write bad poetry and trash you on your own blog... Wait... That's me I'm describing...
Oh, and it's not necessarily a hack. I have a Blogger account but use my URL to comment frequently, so my avatar doesn't appear...
WOW.
It must suck to have such a tiny life? (Hacker, not you, obviously.) What a dick.
Don't die.
Hecklers will be the first to perish in the new revolution.
Anyone care to speculate wildly about who got their dick slammed in a door and now has an axe to grind against the ask commentors?
Some of us may have spent an hour or two wildly speculating last night.
or not. Miller Light and Nyquil are quite the combo.
Wait a minute... are you saying all I need to do to get my own crazy weirdo is to comment more over at Ask?
That seems easy enough.
Is this what you were talking about? FUCK these are some offensive personal hack-bits! Also they are giving me a bad name. I do apologize.
So is this caused by someone just hacking everyone on aaysr? Or did someone just hack me and send out all these comments? The one on my page was from "Jason" which was basically anonymous.
God, why do people fucking suck so much? That person should seriously eat a dick.
what the hell????
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Betsey, OMG....you are amazing, I just love a people person...you make my life make sense. You are Ermma Bombeck reincarinated only in an adult storyline. I laugh my ass off reading your words. Sorry if you are on deaths bed, it is just so damn funny. Anyway, hope you get well only if you can still write about other funny stuff..You fan, Brad
Hey I just noticed someone used my blog too. Lame.
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