Saturday, March 7, 2009

Updated: Me Or Dooce, You Choose...

So I always said if I was up for one of these awards I would probably not say a word and lose gracefully, drunk and with little or no dignity.

But then I found out that someone nominated me and then I saw that I was up against Dooce. And not only that but seriously? Dooce only has 73 votes at this moment.

And really? I'm hotter than Dooce right? I mean, I'm not hotter than Guy Kawasaki, but Dooce is pregnant. I'm totally not pregnant. And if Guy Kawasaki is pregnant, vote for him. Except that he's not even nominated in that category and you'd have to, you know, actually nominate him and everything and that probably seems like a lot of work for some guy who may or may not be hot and may or may not be pregnant.

Go and vote for me.

Because I might just be nominated for being hot AND for being funny. I'm also up for parenting (snort). And the thing about that is I'm sub-par in every single category. A vote for me is a vote for mediocrity.

Do it... or I'll shank you, prison yard style.

PS, I rock an orange jumpsuit. Word.

On second thought? Don't vote for me... This is the most unattractive thing I've ever done.

And on third thought? I know you're going to be all lazy and whine about the fact that there is a registration form involved, ahem. And I get it, I really do.

I wouldn't vote for me either.

8 comments:

Christina-Marie Wright said...

Shit, yeah! I didn't nominate you for nuthin'!

Now get your badges on your site, and start rockin' the votes.

I mean, not TOO many votes, not more than, say, TheGonzoMama.com... but a lot of votes, for sure!

xoxo
TheGonzoMama,
Fellow Hot Mommy

for a different kind of girl said...

What if we work out a little 'you vote for me, I vote for you' deal, hmmm?

Lily's Mommy said...

I would've voted for you but there was this registering thing and I'm just not down with that on Sunday morning. So maybe I'll vote tomorrow.

PS (I saw the Watchmen last night and did you know there's naked blue penis???? rowr)

Jessica said...

I voted

mongoliangirl said...

Done!

Rassles said...

Fucking kidding me? First of all, you bring on the sex, and Dooce ain't got shit. Second of all, your tits are way bigger.

Bird Shit and Baby Caca said...

You are WAY hotter! I totally did my civic duty and voted LOL

Gypsy said...

I voted. Mostly because I was already registered and didn't have to do make any effort. I kid! Mostly. And you're way hotter than Dooce.