Sunday, February 15, 2009

Vacation, Holiday - The First Night

Our condo? Florida tacky awesome.

Mr. Booms' behavior on the first night? Canada tacky awesome.

The kids crashed hard after a full day of travel and Crazyman never napped. Somehow, he still managed to get up at 6:00 this morning, thus putting the cap on my fantastic hangover. The canned beer hangover comes after playing "I am the ruler" on some poor, unsuspecting kid's sand castle in the middle of the night.

I awoke in my sandy bed this morning and recalled one of my best vacation memories ever.

Last night, Jason and I walked hand in hand, out of the sand and saw the condo pool with it's cover on it.

Me: Wow, what time does the pool close?

J: 10:30, but for me? Never.

Me: Oh. Wait. What?

J: Yeah, never closes for me.

And with that? Jason pulls off his pants, climbs the fence, pulls back the pool cover and hops in. I swear to you, the last drop from is awesome splash didn't even hit before one of the residents was out on her balcony, inspecting the scene.

Resident: Hey! What are you doing?

J: Swimming. What does it look like?

R: The pool is closed. Do you live here?

J: Me? I'm from Alberta, Canada.

With that? I started walking towards the elevator in the recesses of the shadows.

R: How did you get in here?

J: I'm 6 feet tall lady, the fence is 3 feet, you do the math?

R (totally stummped): Um, okay, can you put the cover back on the pool.

J: Sure lady, no problem.

He does just that, and heads towards the elevator where I'm hiding.

Me: Alberta, Canada?

Jason just grinned at me.

Me: Hoser.


That Chick Over There said...


Dirty Pirate Hooker said...

Yeah, I would have had to go with Canadian too. People don't expect much when you tell them you're Canadian.

Miss Yvonne said...

I love that you were hiding by the elevators...I would have done the same thing!

Bird Shit and Baby Caca said...

I would have hid too, I'm a chicken shit! lol

Real Live Lesbian said...

That's great! I think I love him! ;)

KaritaG said...

I have a crush on your husband. Except for the whole name thing, that's a little weird. I am dating this dude who is originally from Canada, and it is soooo good for ENDLESS jokes. I can't help it.

ghost of keywork said...

When in doubt, claim Canada.

Lisa..... said...

I would have his too.

Yay Vacation!!! I'm off to Mexico Thursday!

I am Trish Marie said...

Kenny is always doing shit like that. And I stand there hissing, "Stop. We are going to get in trouble!" Which, of course, just adds to his enjoyment.

Rassles said...

Yeah, this is how brilliant I am:

I thought, whoa, I did not know Mr. Booms was from Canada. Crazy.

So I waited a day to comment, because I had to go sit in a corner and bang my head against the wall.

Miss Merry Sunshine said...

So I can almost one up and DB sitting on the balconey of the very expensive room in a very family friendly resort...2 drunk women stumble by and from 7 floors up he yells, "show me your tits!!" And he was really surprised when I asked for a divorce. Really?

J said...

I would have died laughing if I was you!

Tasha said...

Tacky awesome. That is totally going to be my new saying.