Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Lamewad with a brain freeze.

Crazyman has been possessed by the spirit of Stuart. Which has really made vacation super enjoyable.

"Do you want breakfast?"


"Can we change your diaper?"


"Can I throw you to the sharks?"

"Noooooo, let me do it!"

I have fantasized about throwing myself off our balcony just enough times to be considered really unhealthy.

He has yanked pictures off the walls, pulled drawers out onto the floor, thrown his sippy cup at the blinds, broken the latch on the entertainment center, taken the Playstation apart and nearly put it back together again.


He's so bored inside the condo he just walks around swinging his arm back and forth looking for the next thing to fuck with. Mostly, he just makes sport out of carrying my laptop around using only one hand, over the tile floor.

His sister has created her own entertainment by making sure we know that this entire thing is just so incredibly stupid and I, most certainly, am a complete lamewad.

The good news is that despite my lamewaddiness, I found a place across the street that has giant wine freeze slushies. I bought the cup and have unlimited refills.

Ooooh, I have to run. The bathroom just opened up. I've got to use my 5 alotted minutes wisely.

PS - the guys are at Home Depot getting a new ceiling tile. I might have been air punching a little too emphatically during a wine induced brain freeze.


Dirty Pirate Hooker said...

Lmfao, vigorous air punching? Nice!

I want some wine slushie!

Rassles said...

You should make her do jumping jacks for using such a lamewad term as lamewad.

Gwen said...

I think Crazy Man and my Liv have a lot in common. If we weren't their mothers respectively I'd think they were separated at birth.

Whenever Liv is being a naysayer ("No! No! No!") I try to trip her up, too. Can I change your diaper? No. Can I smack your butt? No. Do you want candy? No. I mean...YES. Too late, Liv. Too late.

mongoliangirl said...

The air punching got me too. FUNNY! Thank goodness for those little places across the street, eh?

J said...

Next thing you know, Crazy Man will be coming into your room as you sleep, carrying what looks to be a large, sharp knife.

The Gonzo Mama said...

Betsey, you're too much! I've added your daily drama to my blogroll. Keep it coming.

Bird Shit and Baby Caca said...

a wine slushie sounds so good right about now!

Miss Merry Sunshine said...

Vacations suck ass with tiny people. I could have told you that but, then we wouldn't be amused by your stories...resume play.

Miss Yvonne said...

Holy crap, a wine slushie??? How in the hell have I lived this long without having one of those?

Anonymous said...

try to keep having wine slushy fun, i wish i had a brain freeze bar across the street from me, all i got are my crampies'(T.M.I.) and my man and son's snezzies'. if i had the money i would buy stock in Klenexx...everyone here in az. is sick, please enjoy your holiday!!!! miss blukitty

Anonymous said...

Practicing for UFC while on vacay?? Girl you are devoted!!