Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Roadkill and scum sucking losers...

So, I felt slightly bad about telling Jason's co-worker about what an ass she was the other day
until...

Jason came home today and told me this story:

As it turns out, during the holidays, this woman received money from her church to purchase Christmas gifts for her children.

The church kindly gave this woman $150 to get gifts for her children. She turned around and spent the money on make-up and then? Had her brother buy the kids gifts.

Yeah that pretty much sealed the deal on me thinking that people suck balls.

And speaking of which? I'm off to fully design my ball dropping dead dog boomerang so I never have to worry about these things.

I'm pretty sure there is a solid future in roadkill frisbees - I'll call them freebees...

5 comments:

gwen jackson said...

Wow...Jason's co-worker is such an asshole. If you ask me you've shown incredible restraint in your dealings with her. Nobody's face is worth $150 in make-up least of all one attached to a self-centered bitch. I would've had to smack the MAC right off her fucking face.

Dirty Pirate Hooker said...

I like this bitch gwen. That's some shit I would say. But now that she's said it, I am left with nothing other than this zombie joke;

What did the zombie tell the hooker after they finished having sex?

"Keep the tip"

LMFAO, OLLCJ I'm one funny mother fucker!

Bird Shit and Baby Caca said...

that bitch is a straight up douche bag!

fidget said...

that's pretty assholey. We knew this women that collected donations for a family who's house burnt down. She went to target and bought all this household stuff in colors she liked, packed it into her car and then reported it stolen. T to the jaaaa felt so bad that they replaced the goods. Later, the very stuff she purchased started showing up in her house

I cant decide if that is more or less assholey since the peeps who needs stuff got it, but she also scammed and landed herself some stuff

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