Thursday, January 29, 2009

I've Made My Handbasket and Now I've Got To Ride In It

For some reason it seems that I didn't actually turn off ALL my readers with the Blue's Clues post. Let's try again:










I guarantee I insulted somebody with this... but I can't help it that Zombies carry shivs. Cut me some slack.

22 comments:

ghost of keywork said...

Ll Cool Jesus is not only catering our wedding, he will also be our dj.

Betsey Booms said...

It's only right that he does.

formerly fun said...

I like the cartoon work but I think you need to draw your boobs in next time.

Betsey Booms said...

I knew there was something missing!

Gwen said...

Seriously, you gotta cut it out with the shivs. Because when I laugh this hard snot sorta comes out my nose and it's hard to pretend I'm all moody and unhappy.

Betsey Booms said...

See? I knew the shiv was totally offensive.

Stupid zombie shiv.

Jason said...

I think you have totally lost it honey.

Dirty Pirate Hooker said...

Jason, I'm going to agree with you here.

And if you wanted to throw up completely awesome emails, you should have thrown up our chain of awesomeness from the other day.

Betsey Booms said...

I suppose Jason would know best.

DPH - Have you thought about the logistics of transferring that email to cartoon? Just writing the word awesome that many times would be hard.

Maybe I'll make it a segment.

ghost of keywork said...

I like LL Cool Jesus.

rachie! said...

You have apparently gone off your rocker today. I blame Steve. All Steves are bad news.

rachie! said...

Also? LL Cool Jesus is the best ever.

KaritaG said...

OMG that made me laugh my ass off...I used to have convos re: how cool jesus probably *really* is with my former Jason, and he would usually tell me I was offensive. Whatev.

Betsey Booms said...

I love how you call him your former Jason.

Truth be told... If I keep this up, MY Jason will probably want to be a former Jason.

And if anyone took former to mean dead, that's not it at all.

He'd be UNDEAD, like a zombie with a shiv.

But with both arms.

Rassles said...

Yeah, you should totally just be like, hair and boobs.

I have to hiccup.

Dirty Pirate Hooker said...

Kara, you should refer to him as, "the husband formerly known as Jason"

Yeah.

Day said...

I love the picture of LL Cool Jesus! Completely offensive!

Sheri said...

Man, he has really gone in the right direction with this new image. I mean, the Buddy Jesus really wasn't working for me.

Oh, and I have half a mind to email that pic to my hubby's ex-wife. She is all saved, you know. We found religious action figures of Jesus with "walks on water skating action" and Moses that we gave to her for Easter. My step-daughter told me that she threw them away. And we were all like, "WHAT? She threw away Jesus!"

http://bwacky.com/Moses-Figure/M/B0006GKHHY.htm
http://shop.gifts-and-toys.com/JESUS-ACTION-FIGURE/M/B0006FUEV4.htm

Bird Shit and Baby Caca said...

LOL thta was so funny!

Kat said...

Ok, I'm laughing just as hard at Jason's comment as I did at the 'toon. You should have "Jesus is my B-Boy" bumper stickers made.

Trouble said...

Dude, Jesus is NOT my homeboy. He's my WING MAN.

Joey said...

Damn, this is hilarious, I'm not even going to try to front and say it isn't