Thursday, August 21, 2008

The Gifts I Get

Well I guess I should be happy or sad, I'm not sure, that I wasn't given the Whore Mother Of The Year Award from J.

That J - She's such a giver. I know this for a fact because the other day the dude in the brown outfit dropped something off at my front door. When I got home from work I tore into it and found this super cute headband:



Unfortunately, I slapped onto my not so super cute head this morning. Mama's looking a little rough there. I woke up about an hour late, in mid-dream to the kid saying he wanted to get up.

So my suggestion to you this morning is that you quickly suck up to J and become her friend. Why? Because it's an obvious crapshoot on what wonderful gift she will bestow upon you.

Her love is such a gamble.

Oh and it's a mere 13 days until Hootergate happens in my house. You know you can't wait.

7 comments:

KaritaG said...

I love the headband - and the sweater - and what are you talking about? You look hot. I can't WAIT to hear about hootergate!

J said...

Well I think you look pretty!!

I am glad you like it. Especially sine, you know, YOU picked it out.... LOL.


Hey if you want Whore Mother of the Year you had better start acting like it.

Maybe I will give you Best Tits of the Year!

Doc said...

I am thinking you look fabulous!

Captain Steve said...

Loving the headband.

Anonymous said...

Cute headband! Congrats on the new tits!

Bimbo Baggins said...

Awwww, I love the headband.

And don't act like you're not jealous of my award. You know you are.

*snort, chuckle* Hootergate. That's funny.

MarĂ­a said...

That's the most awesome award EVER. I'm jealous too.

And fuck you - you look hot at as all hell in that picture.