Monday, November 17, 2008

Awkward Talking (image heavy)

Friday, I went and did the deed. I got my hair cut off. Leading up to the salon visit I made a couple of videos for your viewing pleasure. Mostly? I just had time to waste until my appointment. There is no nudity, so feel free to continue to eat your lunch as you watch. Oh but there is swearing. I'm a sailor like that.

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And he did give me a dirty look when he was watching the playback for that, until he saw that I closed the garage door and he was happy again!

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With my tail between my legs I walked into the salon. And to my surprise, for the first time in 12 years I think I officially have a stylist.

She was careful to ask how long I'd been thinking about cutting my hair as I was looking at a good 8 inches of hacking there. Apparently, she's had some "cryers" in the past. And there may have been some uncontrollable sobbing but I think that was all Jason on the phone with me as I cut off my hair. Lord knows we all know how much I thought about it (thought = obsessed). She was good. In fact it was damn near as if she climbed inside my scary, dark brain and saw what I was asking for. So I added her, along with my gynecologist to the list of people who officially listen to me. Both of those slots were empty for many years.

So I present you the before shot because a certain somebody said she would travel here and get me if I didn't. Going on 3 days dirty there. I don't wash my hair for my stylist. I make them work. Unfortunately, I couldn't work a nose job into my schedule beforehand.



And the after:





Evidently, the combination of this cut and my sizeable boobs made my husband reference a porn star when I was naked. I'll log that as a compliment?

And the best news of all? Is I found the best product in the world this weekend. My blond has never looked better. Who knew I should have been looking on the laundry aisle all these years?

14 comments:

KaritaG said...

OMG woman, you look fucking HAWWWWWT! I love it! That's what I was going for, the whole a-line thing, and instead I got soccer-mom bob. I'm not happy, which is why I am switching stylists! Yay! I am glad it was what you wanted!

chichimommy said...

Love it! You look fabulous!!!

Dirty Pirate Hooker said...

It looks fucking bad ass. And I could totally see the porn star thing.

Briana said...

BB-

Your hair looks so pretty!! I love it!!

DONNA BOGIE said...

Yes, I agree, your hair looks really good, congrats on a great hair cut!!

Pam said...

You are SMOKING! Your cut looks great! Very trendy! You are totally in style! (not like me who cut off a bunch of inches but has the same style- just shorter! geez I need to do something about that!)

ghost of keywork said...

Holy fucking pin up girl, Tits. I can say with confidence, that Mr. Tits is the second luckiest man on earth.

ghost of keywork said...

Lucky for you, you don't look all duck-like.

Pare said...

In the immortal words of Wayne: SCHWING!

For real.

catherinette said...

If you decide to make the transition to porn, you can totally keep the name Betsey Booms.

I can just picture the name of your first film: Betsey Boom-Booms.

gnomespeak said...

Duude. You look hot. GoK's right, calendar pinup girl hot. Toss on some red lipstick and you're totally Vargas, dahling.

Kellie said...

You are smokin' hot, my friend! I totally wish I could look like you. Or look like anyone that didn't fall from the ugly tree and hit every. damn. branch!

J said...

Dude. Okay, number one? I miss talking to you!!! You have such a pretty voice. I like your videos, you should do more.

Number two? You have the prettiest hair around. I am so damn jealous its not even funny. I would never have the guts you do! I wish I could do something like that.

J said...

PS. Nice headband!!!