Thursday, October 23, 2008

Casa De Booms - The Last 12 Hours

Jason: Try to make them look pretty.

Betsey: This is as pretty as they are going to look.

Jason: They look cockeyed.

Betsey: They ARE cockeyed.

Jason: We spent $6000 and they are cockeyed.

Betsey: Look, it was surgery, not miracle performing. What do you expect?

Jason: I expect $6000 worth of awesome is what I expect.

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Betsey: Give Daddy kisses.

Crazyman Jones: Smiley, drooly, hands out in the "I should do that?" gesture.

BAM!

Jason: Ouch, mother freaker, kid.

Crazyman: SCREAM

Daddy got kisses - and his eye brow split open. Crazyman got a black eye.

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Betsey: Remember the time we broke your penis.

Jason: What?

Betsey: Remember the time, right after we first moved in together and we broke your penis?

Jason: Oh yeah, right.

Betsey: And you had to go to the doctor.

Jason: Yep, boy, THAT was a long time ago.

Wistful look, pregnant pause.


Jason: Those were the good old days

11 comments:

Dirty Pirate Hooker said...

LMFAO, I love the broken penis story...

DONNA BOGIE said...

Seriously~ his penis broke? I have heard about that happening when it gets jammed the wrong way, but ouch!
Donna

Betsey Booms said...

It wasn't so much broke as it was irritated. We just said we broke it.

Maggie, Dammit said...

I so love these little slices of domestic life.

Kat said...

Those WERE the good old days, my husband would agree. He only married me because I lead him to believe I was a nymphomaniac.

ghost of keywork said...

Wow, Tits and Mr. Tits.

Captain Steve said...

Cockeyed? Broken penis? Your house is wayyyy more interesting than my house.

J said...

I would like to know what classifies them as 'cockeyed'.....

flutter said...

I like life at your house!

Vodka Mom said...

Saw your comment over at Surrender Dorothy. I'm looking for the "mom's who say fuck" conference. Am I there?


Great post, by the way!!! sigh. those were the days.

Vodka Mom said...

p.s. My sister lost her son two years ago. My heart aches for you and your hubby. for real.