Jason: Try to make them look pretty.
Betsey: This is as pretty as they are going to look.
Jason: They look cockeyed.
Betsey: They ARE cockeyed.
Jason: We spent $6000 and they are cockeyed.
Betsey: Look, it was surgery, not miracle performing. What do you expect?
Jason: I expect $6000 worth of awesome is what I expect.
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Betsey: Give Daddy kisses.
Crazyman Jones: Smiley, drooly, hands out in the "I should do that?" gesture.
BAM!
Jason: Ouch, mother freaker, kid.
Crazyman: SCREAM
Daddy got kisses - and his eye brow split open. Crazyman got a black eye.
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Betsey: Remember the time we broke your penis.
Jason: What?
Betsey: Remember the time, right after we first moved in together and we broke your penis?
Jason: Oh yeah, right.
Betsey: And you had to go to the doctor.
Jason: Yep, boy, THAT was a long time ago.
Wistful look, pregnant pause.
Jason: Those were the good old days
Thursday, October 23, 2008
Casa De Booms - The Last 12 Hours
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LMFAO, I love the broken penis story...
Seriously~ his penis broke? I have heard about that happening when it gets jammed the wrong way, but ouch!
Donna
It wasn't so much broke as it was irritated. We just said we broke it.
I so love these little slices of domestic life.
Those WERE the good old days, my husband would agree. He only married me because I lead him to believe I was a nymphomaniac.
Wow, Tits and Mr. Tits.
Cockeyed? Broken penis? Your house is wayyyy more interesting than my house.
I would like to know what classifies them as 'cockeyed'.....
I like life at your house!
Saw your comment over at Surrender Dorothy. I'm looking for the "mom's who say fuck" conference. Am I there?
Great post, by the way!!! sigh. those were the days.
p.s. My sister lost her son two years ago. My heart aches for you and your hubby. for real.
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