Tuesday, September 2, 2008

The Sweet Spot or Knowing Your Audience

Looks like I found my sweet spot. I should just stick to boobs and politics and I'm good. Who the hell knew?

Lately people have really been finding my blog in interesting ways. Like searching for "the cutest hookers in Kansas City, MO". I'm really not sure dude, but I doubt they are on the internet. Perhaps they should have a Cutest Hookers contest to square that one away.

Or "apron porn". Really? Now I know I missed my calling.

Or how about "fat asses in skirts"? And I swear I even had more searches for "boobs for Jason". Who is this Jason and why does he need boobs so badly? Poor guy. Just looking for his own boobs.

And speaking of looking for boobs, two days. Two days. That's all I've got left with Lefty and Smaller than Lefty before the surgery. And then hopefully they will be Nice and Perky. Or perhaps Hella Nice and Pretty. Who knows?

Which reminds me, I have to charge the battery in my camera so I can keep an image for posterity.

And now I have to go catch up with the real world, because at the lake where we spent the weekend I don't even get cell service. My reader is blowing up because you all have been busy little beavers. Oh and I have this pesky thing known as a 'staff meeting' too.


KaritaG said...

Yes, I have to say I loved your politico post and the resulting discussion, or comments I guess. Are you going to post a before and after pic?! And, apron porn? Really?

Captain Steve said...

Make sure you spend some quality time with Lefty and Smaller than Lefty before they go on their trip!

Immoral Matriarch said...

I want to do a blog post of my searches!

Apron porn. Wow.

I am Trish Marie said...

What exactly is apron porn? And the cutest hookers? I mean, really, did he expect to find a service that advertised that? Perhaps there is a forum? They all come together (wow, pun I didn't intend), and discuss where they picked up what hooker.

You should have a Name the New Boobs Contest. Just sayin'.

Malskey said...

The lake is some seriously good times... Saturday we got caught in a storm on the lake in our boat.... It was a fun kind of crazy though!

That Chick Over There said...

Apron porn? WTF?

Lara said...

You make aprons for porn?

That's really cool. Can I get one?


Just kidding. No really, I am.

(dammit, no one ever believes me)

Pare said...

Staff meeting. Infinetely better than a staph infection, right?

Good luck with your boobies!