In bullet points. Can you say AWESOME?
* My kid sucks. I was blissfully asleep at 10:15 last night. At 10:30, I was not.
* My back feels like it was hit by a wrecking ball. It was not.
* I kicked my own ass last night and am paying for it this morning every time I sit my tired ass down.
* I am being a turbo bitch. I piss myself off sometimes.
* I am doing wedding hair at 7:00 am this Saturday morning. My client? Is a super freak who called me last night, spazzing because her mother gave her sister a hot oil treatment (do people still do those?) - and then followed up with an email this morning asking if I got her freakshow message.
* I've run out of things to bitch about - that pisses me off too.
* Oh - my hair is stupid today.
Wow - I really hope I feel better soon - because I suck hard core today.
Thursday, July 17, 2008
The One Where I Bitch...
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I can say AWESOME! There is a stoplight on my commute that only triggers if someone is coming out of the grocery store and I get stopped at it almost every day by someone who is either a) wearing perfectly casual clothes so who obviously doesn't have to go to work but is BUYING F'ING GROCERIES at 7:30 am or b) walking their dog, so obviously also doesn't have to be at work by 8. WTF?! The day can only get better, right?!
Your back may be tight because your hamstrings are sore from the walking. Sit at you desk, cross your right ankle over your left knee and slowly come forward. You busted your own ass!
I have turbo bitch days too. I find a greasy cheeseburger followed by some sore of baked good helps me!!!
Dude I feel you honey!
Dudes - Miss Jan-o-rama knows what she is talking about.
I didn't think my hamstrings were sore, but I did the little stretch and it was almost instant relief.
Thanks, lady!
Poor Booms! Apparently this is "have a shitty day week".
Oh, and I still use hot oil treatments in my hair...I'm half black...something has to control the fro!
You poor girl! When my back hurts I just whine and complain about it, because I don't know what else to do.
PS. I try to stay off the roads before 8:30, but during the school year it is nearly impossible.
I find when my ass is broken that a drink containing tequila and a piece of cake help it to heal. Sometimes, it's broken so bad, a new pair of shoes is in order.
:)
OOOOH! Ranting in bullet form- now I HAVE to try that!!
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