The Later Skaters

When I retire I think I'm going to start my own Roller Derby team. All the girls will be over 55. We'll be called the Later Skaters.

People will come to see brittle bones break.

Maybe we'll even have another team called The Brittle Bones Brigade.

It will be awesome.

We'll have to have ambulances always at hand and I'm pretty sure that even the AARP won't insure us.

But it will kick ass.

Yeah!