Thursday, April 3, 2008

The Later Skaters

When I retire I think I'm going to start my own Roller Derby team. All the girls will be over 55. We'll be called the Later Skaters.

People will come to see brittle bones break.

Maybe we'll even have another team called The Brittle Bones Brigade.

It will be awesome.

We'll have to have ambulances always at hand and I'm pretty sure that even the AARP won't insure us.

But it will kick ass.

Yeah!

4 comments:

Dirty Pirate Hooker said...

OMG!!! I just did a roller derby last weekend!!! FUN!
How did you find my blog???

XOXO
DPH

That Chick Over There said...

MWAH!

Ryan Lawson said...

It is at times like these, specifically with "Later Skaters", where I become enraged with myself for not coming up with that idea first...

Touche, my dear.

Janis said...

Hell Yes!!!! I'm so in!