Holy Cow - I Won?

In this life time I can be called a lot of things:

A mother
A wife
A woman
A thinker
A drinker
A lover
A fighter

Or like my hubs called me this morning? A brat.

One thing you really couldn't call me is a winner. I rarely win anything. So when I was informed last night that I would soon be the proud winner of a sock zombie, I was floored and super happy. And no, I didn't find one with big boobs.

Thanks J.

More than that though, I was inspired. Inspired to do my own giveaway.

Yeah, you heard me. I'm giving shit away. But I don't do anything for free, so there are rules people. Big FAT RULES.

First, what am I giving away? Well, what else? A handmade apron made by none other than me, Betsey Booms. If you aren't familiar with my work, where the hell have you been? But more importantly, go over to my labels section and click on Aprons. You'll be able to see a few of my creations.

So let's establish some rules here. First you have to leave a comment on this post, you can leave up to 3 comments a day, right here. Next? Yeah, I'm doing it, you have to mention somewhere on your blog that this contest is going on (unless you don't have a blog). I know, it's a lot of work, but I haven't even made this apron yet, people. THAT? Makes it ultra special and JUST FOR THE WINNER!

How will I establish a winner? Well, the lovely and talented, Mr. Jason Booms will be picking the number. I'm not sure yet how he will do it. Perhaps I'll have him pick random or perhaps at the end of next weekend I'll count the number of beer cans we emptied and that will be it. One way or another, he will be responsible for choosing.

So that's it. You have until the end of next weekend (Sunday, September 28th). The winner will be announced the next day. Oh and I know it's jerky, but the winner has to be within the U.S., I'm not rich or good at international shipping.

Good luck and Godspeed.