Thursday, October 2, 2008

It's Saturday

You're right, no it isn't. And, unfortunately, I realized that after laying there for about 30 minutes after I woke up this morning.

I woke up after dreaming that I was on vacation in Florida and somehow I ended up in a wheelchair and my husband was drinking with his friend and refused to push me around the resort. So I spent the whole dream trying to navigate the fucking resort and thinking how it was not wheelchair friendly at all. I had to keep getting out of the chair and pushing it up over curbs, etc.

Yeah, I know.

What woke me were the distant sound of sirens and a very tiny howl coming from the bottom of my bed. The howl was coming from the bed, not the sirens. And then Crazyman was at it, smothering me by laying his entire body over my face. It's really the sort of love you have to get used to. I could hear his muffled giggles while my one working nostril fought for air with his belly button.

And for the record? Day Five is non-existent because after a day of dealing with chemically unbalanced name callers and sitter interviews, I cracked open that Ultra and it went down so easy I had two more before falling into bed, exhausted, frazzled and apparently in imagination overdrive.

So now, I'm off to finish my Sarah Palin bingo cards for tonight's debate. Because if there was ever anything that I viewed as a joke, it's Sarah Palin in a debate. I hope I didn't offend all of Alaska with that, but really, I sorta do.

10 comments:

J said...

You are so funny!! I think that Sarah Palin is a joke, too. I keep expecting her to clear her throat and talk like a normal person.

ghost of keywork said...

No, she's a republican, she won't be doing anything normal, J. Also, good on ya, BB, fuck Alaska.

Dirty Pirate Hooker said...

Fuck Alaska.

Malskey said...

I hear Alaska is beautiful...

Way to cave on the liquid diet!!

I'm so proud!

Kat said...

That is very funny about thinking it was Sat... and the kind of love you have to get used to. Holy crap, my kid does that too. He laughs his evil little laugh because I'm screaming & trying to suck in some air. Its too cute for me to get mad.

I am Trish Marie said...

Well, personally, I think Sarah Palin is great. And I say this with a lot of authority, because I am from Texas which is close to Mexico which gives me a ton of foreign policy experience. I mean once, I even drove over the border.

thecusp said...

Sarah Palin. Sarah Palin. I'm going to die. It's so bad that I've actually felt SORRY for her. It's my brain party of last resort because I simply cannot stand analyzing one more thing that comes out of her mouth. It's just too much.

Pam said...

google reader let me read the whispering post- whispering right back at you- YEAH for a good sitter. But I won't tell the universe.

Captain Steve said...

If only it was Saturday. Hope the Bingo went off great. (Congrats.)

Love Bites said...

We totally played Palin bingo, and it was BIG FUN. Did you?