Friday, September 12, 2008

It's Friday, Yo

Not a lot going on here today, kids.

Today is the first day I have felt like a human in about a week. I slept without a bra finally! And I while I tried to rip my right breasticle off while looking for the remote under the bed this morning, I'm doing a-ok, partners. It just feels like someone beat me about the chest with a Louisville Slugger.

No biggie.

Yesterday, I came home to a dozen roses... from my surgeon. Nice touch. Boobs and roses for only a few thousand dollars. Hell of a deal, no?

Oh! And I want to own the majority of everything for sale here. Mostly just the beer nuts wallet though!


KaritaG said...

Um, I love your surgeon. And he didn't even operate on me! I am so glad you are recovering so well!

Dirty Pirate Hooker said...

What a classy guy. He did feel you up (and inside) though, so I would say the roses were due!

Briana said...

Yay! I hope you are feeling great!

Anonymous said...

The roses are a nice touch. Given he DID get to cop a feel or three, he should also take you to dinner.