Someday if you are ever sitting in your office one afternoon and you find that you are desperate for a snack. That familiar rumble in your tummy just won't let up. So you open your desk drawer and like an archeological explorer find a long lost bag of 100 calorie graham crackers. And you fully realize that those have been in there since you started your job over 2 years ago.
But hell, you're desperate, we already said that and you're maybe even a little adventurous - so you think, "how bad could they be? They're sealed up..."
Well they can be bad.
Real BAD.
Be prepared for the smell of someone's old moldy basement to come wafting out when you rip it open.
Consider this a public service message.
And if anyone wants to send me snacks? Please feel free. Basement smell not included.
Tuesday, August 19, 2008
Just So You Know...
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See, now I will feel the need to get you snacks and send them at various times to you. :)
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WOW...who would have thought.
Ewwwwwwwwww BB!!!
LMAO!!! I did this with Aidan's puff thingies yesterday as I was cleaning out my kitchen cart. I thought the same thing and when I ate it, it was like eating a two year old Lucky charm marshmallow or something.
I swallowed.
Did you?? lol
This is too funny. I opened up a pack of 100 calorie Sandies shortbreads yesterday and they smelled like the inside of a Home Depot...sawdusty!
Last month at work I threw something at a co-worker and it disappeared under the desk. Well after crawling under the desk to find it we discovered mounds of dirt and dust and a Hershey's Kiss. Well we threw it out and another person in the office took it out of the trash and ate it because she was craving chocolate so bad. EWE!
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