Wednesday, May 28, 2008

Things That Blow...

And other stupid things I want to talk about.

Twitter blows. What they aren't telling you is that they are doing upgrades and that is why you can't log on to their stupid site all the time.

I know. I saw it on G4 while watching Cops.

Because sweaty, toothless guys in wife beaters is apparently entertaining to me all day on Sunday.

And the Twitter thing doesn't really bother me because I don't totally get it anyway. It's just another thing I'm too lazy or preoccupied to care about.

The trip to cosmetology school went well.

It's only matter of financing now.


That is a big little word, no?

I have been searching for some rad 'retro' fabric online to make curtains for my kitchen.

Michael Miller Fabrics rock my little, funktified world.

Just saying.

Now? I have to get my sewing machine back from my mother.

So easier said than done.

On top of that, have I mentioned that I don't sew? Well other than the throw pillows I made like 5 years ago?

No worries, right?

Other things that blow?

Seeing my ass in pictures.

That's a diet plan and a half right there.

Using an alarm clock.

I have to now for the first time in 2 years.

And finally...

SPAM. What the hell?

Seriously, I'm not looking for black or asian singles. I don't need to make my penis bigger. I really don't believe that I've won a darn thing from you weird mysterious sender of spam AND??? And... My credit card didn't go through because you are a loser and I didn't buy anything from you.

You see? I'm in such a funk I can't even rant in a funny or consistent manner anymore.

Ugh, I kind of make myself sick.


Love Bites said...

I actually have to applaud this rant. I've just been (dare I say it?) WORKING lately, and haven't had time to read.

Curtains are easier than throw pillows. SRSLY.