Wednesday, May 14, 2008

Dating Sucks

One thing that drives me particularly nuts is when I happen to sit next to a loud talker in a restaurant. I spend my whole meal listening to their stupid ass conversation instead of paying attention to my husband.

Today at lunch we got to sit next to one of those. It just so happened to be an obvious blind date with the nerdiest fucking loud talker I've ever witnessed.

I'm sure his mom is his only MySpace friend.

Close to the end of our meal I leaned over my tacos and looked at my hubs and said "I don't know about you, but I'm never going on a date with this guy again."

I'm also pretty sure that girl's friend must have hated her guts.


Viva Scrapper! said...

I went out to dinner with my evil ex (when we were still dating) at my Favorite Italian joint and we were seated next to the WORST BLIND DATE EVER! All the girl (in he mid 20's by my guess) talked about was her love of Disney Movies and how she's seen every single one at least 10 times. She dared the guy to name a Disney movie and he said the Lion King. She was going on and on about every detail of that stupid movie and I got so fed up I said "Well how about Bedknobs and Broomsticks?" She looked at me then looked at the guy and said something along the lines of ' I only watch "Real" Disney movies.'
The guys just sucked down his carafe of wine and eyeballed the door.
I know it was none of my business but she was SO LOUD and this was a crowded place so to hear her over the thousand other people dining meant she did not own an indoor voice.

Anonymous said...

The loud ones always think they're the coolest.

The Immoral Matriarch said...

*lol* Was he hot at least? I mean, sometimes that helps...

Love Bites said...

Nerdy is hot. Loud talker? Not so much.